Zeher PJs........Most Poisonous PJs ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

  
 
 
 
 
Ek ladki raaaste ke beech mein phut phut ke ro rahi thi...achanak ek car
aati hai aur use thokti hai...fir bhi woh ladki nahi marti...in fact the
car is damaged ..how????
 
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woh bahut ro rahi thi
ro (density) is very high.
density x volume = mass
therefore mass is very very high.(higher than car) isliye gaadi damaged!
 
 
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Once upon a time there was a man named Ramu. Once he was thinking of a
car suddenly the same car hit him on his body.why?
 
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kyonki who tamarind ki shirt pehana tha.
"what's on your mind is on your body"  
 
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ok, flashback to Sholay
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
 
Nahin..
 
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
 
Nai..
 
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
 
Thakur : abye 4 - 4 haath lekar SHERA Wali Mata banega kya???
 
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BPL - PJ (Below Poverty Line - PJ)
If Yash Chopra wants to make movie on Veerapan what would be the name of
veerapan's wife in that movie ??
 
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thoda aur deemag lagao
 
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Zaarapan !!!!!
 
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dil mein chubhi sui
 
 
gaur farmaiyega
 
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ooi ooi ooi..........
 
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Ek Gaon mein ek Daku reheta tha..
Sab Gaonwaale usse darte the... usse duuurr bhagte the...
 
Par Ek din us ne apne Gun ( Bandook!!!) ko MangalSutra pehenaya aur sab
gaonwale uski pooja karne lage.....
 
Kyu???
 
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Kyon ki woh Gun-Pati ban jaata hain....