1. Love Story
A boy loved a girl very much but usne ek din us girl ko nadi me fenk diya..
Bolo kyu...??
Kyuki
He says
"humein tumse pyar kitna hum nai jante.. MAGAR(crocodiles) jee nahi sakte
tumhare bina..."
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3. Peacock
A man is riding on his bike through a very dense forest in the
evening.
After about an hour he sees a peacock appear all of a sudden in the
Way and the peacock is smiling at him.
The man feels its kinda weird and carries on traveling.
Another hour passes and he sees the same peacock again in the middle
of the road smiling at him.
The man is a little scared now, but says to himself that he is just
tired and is just imagining things and carries on with his ride.
Yet another hour passes and he finds the peacock again appearing out
of nowhere smiling at him.........
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Because the man is riding TVS Victor and so "More smiles per hour".
(for the firangis and duffers - a 'More' is a peacock in hindi)
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5. Coconut
Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT....
kya hua.... Confused??
jara ....Socho... yaar ???
opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is coconut
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6. Sri Devi
what is the vector form of sridevi????
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)
ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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.. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
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7. Filmi...
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
call him up...?
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Ring De Basanti :))
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8. Disease
A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor... how??
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....Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
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9. Kiya Karaya
wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??
flush!!
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