Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Question time..
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die!
2. An old friend who once saved your life!
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about!
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?
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"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Monday, October 29, 2007
Business reality-positive attitude
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter may not like him!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Career Song
Career Song
Career Song - The 8 stages
1. When in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din.....
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2. When giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....
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3. Waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. Aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki ...
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4. Just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....
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5. After some time: Ye kahaan AA gaye hum??
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6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)
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7. Floating the resume : kabootar ja ja ja... Kabootar ja ja ja... Pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...
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8. Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer : Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa Jaana Kahaa ..!!!
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Marvellous answer
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "
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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running ".
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
How guys select the girl they want to marry.....
How guys select the girl they want to marry.....
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new
Outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she
has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man is impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
Computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so
much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much. Obviously,
The man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money.
Guess which lady he chose to marry?
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*He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!
*Men are Men,!!!
Friday, October 19, 2007
Freud analysis - Great Stuff
This is truly brilliant...It can't get more accurate than this!!!!
Sigmund Freud's Priorities
Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which
sequence would you solve them?
1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!
In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and check below how your decisions were made.
BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.
First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read after!
Answer:
Every individual point represents something in your life.
On the list you can see which meaning every point has:
1. Telephone represents Work
2. Baby represents Family
3. Door represents Friends
4. Clothes represent Money
5. Tap represents Love Life
Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.
Think Clear !!! Coooolllll Oneeeeee
THIS ONE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
Can you figure out how this works?
1) Go to the link below. After reading each window, click on the boy in
The lower right corner of the picture.
2) In the last window type in your answer in the white box using the
Keyboard (there is NO cursor).
3) Watch the paper in Fido's hand. You will be amazed. And no, I
Don't know how it's done.
http://digicc.com/fido/
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The Colors of Friendship
The Colors Of Friendship
Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The most beautiful. The favorite.
Green said
Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority.
Blue interrupted
You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing.
Yellow chuckled
You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun.
Orange started next to blow her trumpet
I am the color of health and strength. I may be scarce, but I am precious for I serve the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of carrots, pumpkins, oranges, mangoes, and papayas. I don't hang around all the time, but when I fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you.
Red could stand it no longer he shouted out
I am the ruler of all of you. I am blood - life's blood! I am the color of danger and of bravery. I am willing to fight for a cause. I bring fire into the blood. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon. I am the color of passion and of love, the red rose, the poinsettia and the poppy.
Purple rose up to his full height
He was very tall and spoke with great pomp I am the color of royalty and power. Kings, chiefs, and bishops have always chosen me for I am the sign of authority and wisdom. People do not question me! They listen and obey.
Finally Indigo spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much determination Think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly notice me, but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and reflection, twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for prayer and inner peace.
And so the colors went on boasting, each convinced of his or her own superiority. Their quarreling became louder and louder. Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening, thunder rolled and boomed. Rain started to pour down relentlessly. The colors crouched down in fear, drawing close to one another for comfort.
In the midst of the clamor, rain began to speak
You foolish colors, fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest. Don't you know that you were each made for a special purpose, unique and different Join hands with one another and come to me.
Doing as they were told, the colors united and joined hands.
The rain continued
From now on, when it rains, each of you will stretch across the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder that you can all live in peace. The Rainbow is a sign of hope for tomorrow. And so, whenever a good rain washes the world, and a Rainbow appears in the sky, to let us remember to appreciate one another.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
If ABCD = American Born Confused Desi
How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ?
It's:
American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lots of Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful.
Now isn't that, Coooool !!!
Chill guys, have fun.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
For ur laugh only
Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of=here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same, " replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
33 Facts about Guyz .........
33 Facts about Guyz
*really very true...................
Girls r surely going to read it
*Belive it or not.......
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable gi rls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about
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5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
..... so true.
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.
11. Guys love their moms.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.
17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
18. Guys are very open about themselves.
19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.
22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.
24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
25. Guys think too much....disputed.
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.
27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.
31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?
Monday, October 15, 2007
Read It.....I loved this one!!
10th Grade:-
As I sat there in English class,
I stared at the girl next to me.
She was my so called 'best friend'.
I stared at her long, silky hair,
and wished she was mine.
But she didn't notice me like that,
and I knew it.
After class,
she walked up to me and asked me for
the notes she had missed the day before.
I handed them to her.She said 'thanks'
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
11th grade:-
The phone rang. On the other end,
it was her. She was in tears,
mumbling on and on about how
her love had broke her heart.
She asked me to come over
because she didn't want to be alone, So I did.
As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her
soft eyes, wishing she was mine.
After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie,
and three bags of chips,
she decided to go home.
She looked at me, said 'thanks'
and gave me a kiss
on the cheek..I want to tell her,
I want her to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
Senior year:-
One fine day she walked to my locker.
"My date is sick" she said,
"hes not gonna go" well,
I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade,
we made a promise that
if neither of us had dates,
we would go together just as 'best friends'.
So we did.
That night, after everything was over,
I was standing at her front door step.
I stared at her as She smiled at me
and stared at me with her crystal eyes.
Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!"
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
Graduation:-
A day passed, then a week, then a month.
Before I could blink, it was graduation day.
I watched as her perfect body
floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma.
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it.
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my shoulder
and said- 'you're my best friend,
thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
Marriage:-
Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now.
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man.
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn't see me like that,
and I knew it.
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said 'you came !'.
She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
Death:-
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin
of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read:
'I stare at him wishing he was mine,
but he doesn't notice me like that,
and I know it.
I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love him but I'm just too shy...
7 Shades of blonde
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear'."
2nd Shade:
She hands it to the second blonde.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
3rd Shade:
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
4th Shade:
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy -- 'W'."
5th Shade:
"Is it mine?"
6th Shade:
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch. "Wow!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was trampled on by an elephant! Are you OK, ma'am?"
"Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road, when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front of me, so I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."
"Uh, madam," the officer said, cutting her off as he looked inside the car, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles, that was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
7th Shade:
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
Friday, October 12, 2007
Dunia gol hey!
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
> Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
> Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
> Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
> Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
> Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
> Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
> Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
> Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
> Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
> Izzat hai to Ladki hai
> Ladki hai to Tension hai
> Tension hai to Concern hai
> Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
> Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
> Khawab hai to Growth hai
> Growth hai to Zindagi hai
> Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
> Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
> Bas ghumnewala chahiye......
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> Requirements hai to design hai
> Design hai to Development hai
> Development hai to Testing hai
> Testing hai to Defects hai
> Defects hai to Fixing hai
> Fixing hai to More Defects hai
> More Defects hai to Rework Hai
> Rework hai to Analysis hai
> Analysis hai to Requirements hai
> Requirements hai to Design hai
> Design hai to Development hai
> Matlab Project Gol Gol hai
> Bus ghumnewala chahiye...
Zeher PJs........Most Poisonous PJs ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ek ladki raaaste ke beech mein phut phut ke ro rahi thi...achanak ek car
aati hai aur use thokti hai...fir bhi woh ladki nahi marti...in fact the
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ro (density) is very high.
density x volume = mass
therefore mass is very very high.(higher than car) isliye gaadi damaged!
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"what's on your mind is on your body"
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ok, flashback to Sholay
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
Nahin..
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
Nai..
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
Thakur : abye 4 - 4 haath lekar SHERA Wali Mata banega kya???
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BPL - PJ (Below Poverty Line - PJ)
If Yash Chopra wants to make movie on Veerapan what would be the name of
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dil mein chubhi sui
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Ek Gaon mein ek Daku reheta tha..
Sab Gaonwaale usse darte the... usse duuurr bhagte the...
Par Ek din us ne apne Gun ( Bandook!!!) ko MangalSutra pehenaya aur sab
gaonwale uski pooja karne lage.....
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