A good initiative from our Traffic Police Deptt.

The traffic police department has made available web portals to get live
information on traffic status, directions and auto fares for cities like
Bangalore, Hyderabad, Chennai and Pune. The portals also feature

1. Optimal routes between any two places in the city
2. Auto-fares
3. Bus routes and stops, etc.

http://www.dtis. in/ <http://www.dtis. in/>
for Delhi

http://www.chennait raffic.in/ <http://www.chennait raffic.in/>
for Chennai

http://www.btis. in/     <http://www.btis. in/directions. htm>
for Bangalore

http://www.htis. in/     <http://www.htis. in/directions. htm>
for Hyderabad

http://www.ptis. in/     <http://www.ptis. in/>
for Pune

Ramayan in Punjabi

World's Most Expensive AD

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Sardar strikes!!!!

 
Bhagwan and Banta!
Banta finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Banta goes back to the temple................. "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and Banta still has no luck!! Back to the temple........... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Banta is confronted by the voice of Lord "BANTA, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".
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3 answers most feared by Guys...

Three answers most feared by Guys:-


1. (Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..




2. (Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything


3. (You decide)

Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything !