Management Lesson

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,

And drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few
people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet
eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at
the driver and said, 'Big John doesn't pay!' and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and
Basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but
he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a
show of refusing to pay, and sat down.

And the next day, and the next.

This disturbed on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the
Way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no
longer.

He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that
Good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's
more, he felt really good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and
said, 'Big John doesn't pay!'

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed,
'And why not?'

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, 'Big John has a
bus pass.'

MANAGEMENT LESSON:

Be Sure to Identify the Problem Clearly before Working Hard to Solve
it.

Nice one..Intelligent old man

Intelligent old man


After 48 years of marriage, an elderly man in Bombay calls his son in NewYork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I
have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!"
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Bombay immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife."Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying
their own airfare!!"

 

Note:  No man / woman are busy in this world all 365 days. The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones. Atleast your PARENTS. After all, you are now what you are because of THEM. OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE. These two things anybody can get in life, but not "TRUE LOVE". Take care.