Simple to Find Lost Mobile

Simple to find Lost Mobile After reading this please preserve the IMEI number in a notepad and send to your email so that it will be permanetly with u An IMEI number-The International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI) number is an international identity number used to uniquely identify a mobile phone. The 15-digit IMEI number is an electronic fingerprint transmitted every time a phone is used, which reveals the identity of the mobile handset. How can I find out my IMEI number? IMEI numbers are independent of the phone number and are usually written underneath the battery or on the back of the handset. Mobile phone users can also check their 15 digit IMEI number by dialling *#06# on their mobile handset. Mobile phone owners should make a note of their IMEI number and keep the details in a safe place. If u lost your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.net with the following info. Your name: Address: Phone model: Make: Last used No.: E-mail for communication: Missed date: IMEI No.: 'No need to go to police station'

This is Attitude!!!! !

After an international beer conference in London , all the world's top
brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, 'I'd like the most refreshing beer
in the world, 'The King of Beers': give me a Budweiser.'
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him.

The Chairman of Guinness says, 'I'd like the only beer in the world
worth
really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.'
The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ' I would like the world's best beer,
drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.'
He gets it.

Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, 'Just give me a Coke.'
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, 'Hey Vijay, how come
you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?'

'Listen,' says Vijay Mallya, 'If you guys aren't drinking
beer, neither will I

This is Attitude!!!! !

Tongue Twisters

Tongue Twisters

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

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3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he   could  see was sea, sea, sea.

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5 .Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought   I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been  the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

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11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?   

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is  whether we like it or not.

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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See,  Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed  Soar's seesaw.....

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Indore....

Woh Cloth Market ki pani puri, woh 56 Dukan ki chaat,
Woh Monica ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kya baat.

Woh Madhuram ki mithai, woh Vijay chaat ka patis,
Woh Dhenu Market ki pav bhaji aur Nagori ki shikanji.
Woh Celebrations ke puff, woh Shri Maya ka khana,
Woh Shivaji Vatika ke Chinese, woh Sarafa ka raat ka "Mahol".

Woh 98.4 fm ka radio "mirchi", Woh apne 'Bike' pe ghumna,
Woh malharganj ke pathhe Woh raj mohalla ka Tent House

Woh Badon ka pyaar, Woh chotto ke saath khelna,
Woh rikshaw ka 'suffer', woh Bijasen ki hawa,

Woh Meghdoot Garden ke Phavvare aur Market ka sama.
Woh december ki zara si sardi, woh baarishon ke mahiney,

Woh garmi ki chhuttiyan, jab choottey they paseeney.
Woh holi ki masti, woh navratri ka garba,

Woh diwali ke patakhe aur ganpati ka shor sharaba
Woh M.G. raod ka mahol, woh A. B. road ki leheren,

Woh doobte suraj ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.
Woh bachpan ki yaaden, woh gotion kaa khel,

Woh Ghandhi Hall ke jhule, jahaa hothey they mele.
Woh Mr. Beans ki coffee, aur Man mandir mein Weekend,

Woh Gomat Giri ka nazara aur Appllo Tower.
Woh Sapna Sangita cinema ke queue, woh black ki pink ticket,

Woh Ram Bagh aur Dushera maidan, jahan bachche practice karte hain cricket.

Itni cheezen kehene ke baad, aur kitni karoon? mein baat,

Yeh shehar hain mera apna,jiska naam hai
INDORE...


INDORE MERI JAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Why do we shout in anger?

This one is a lovely mail and you should read it….. A good one too……..I am sure you will like it. A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?' Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.' 'But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the saint. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you're angry?' Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint. Finally he explained, 'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.' Then the saint asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small...' The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.' MORAL: When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other

Urgent vacancy.....

Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend on occasions of Valentine's Day!!!!

 

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.