The Robot

One day dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could

detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Son returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son,

why are you late from school?".

Son answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today."

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped son on his

face.

His dad told him "Son, this robot is special in that he can detect a

lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the

truth, why are you late?"

"Dad I went for a movie."

"Which movie?"

"The Ten Commandments."

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Son got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"Sorry dad, I lied again, honestly I went for an adult movie."

Dad: "Shame on you son. When I was your age, I never used to do such

shameful things."

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The dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot!

Hearing all this, the wife comes walking out of the kitchen saying,

"After all he is your son, he will be like you!"

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The robot steps up and gives her a resounding slap on her face.