CASES

 

 

 CASE # 1  
 
Interviewer to Millionaire :
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire : I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer : Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A billionaire.

CASE # 2

Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how big, I look at your photo and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can be greater than this one?"

CASE # 3

Q - What is the difference between a mother and a wife?
A - One woman brings you into this world crying....
 
......the other ensures you continue to do so .

CASE # 4

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and No.

CASE # 5

Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour !!
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date. 

 

 

Don't be caught in one of these situations my  dear frenz.