Top 3 SMS of the Year

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR:

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a
girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins. 

Second Best: 

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some 
time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually
enjoying. 

Third Best SMS: 

Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch
them before this happens.