Male and Female Parrots

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.  I have these two talking female parrots, 
but they only know how to say one thing.  They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

 

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem.  Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray  and read the bible.  My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase,  and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

 

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.  The priest's two male parrots are  holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her  female talking parrots in with the male talking  Parrots, and the  female parrots say, " Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

 

One male  parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams,  " Put your Bible away,  idiot.  Our prayers have been answered  ! ! ! ! !