Application for an Interesting Post

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives
are mentioned below.

Designation:   Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience:   Must have ditched at least 2 guys (fresher with excellent
credentials will be considered)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective

Perks and incentives.

Total gross (Monthly):

2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10  bike rides each duration 1 hour
5  trips to National Highways
3 Visits to Eat Street Weekly.
10  Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of  Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2  movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend(On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to
the size available with the shopkeeper.
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Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be
informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion
to fulltime Girlfriend)

Pls note:
1. Only females
1. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
2. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above
Mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program
by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if
candidate is not selected.

Forward your or your friend's resume ASAP.

Warm Regards,

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Mr. Ravi S Gupta, Verification Group, TooMuch Semiconductor
Bangalore-560075, 25205460(O), 09902299003 (M)
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